Today I make Kenneth regret he ever unalived
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The scariest part was when you yelled that the pizza was cancelled. What a horrible fate.
THE INTRO HAHAH
someone please animate this episode xD a animation of this especially of homeboy trying pick up lines xD
Jordon: Im a pizza conseur
Me: Im a Pizza man stabber >.>
Nothing can be worse than Jardon mouthing words and having his spit be picked up in his mic
is that a jojo reference
is it wrong that i know exactly what he said when he was muted? 1:20
Spirt, Body, Mind, KeNnEtH
imagine ghost teamups in this game and trying to identify two ghosts.
And then two agressive types that are sort of opposite like Jinn and Mare, trying to supress one is kinda going to boost the other.
Say you suspect one is a Jinn because all the lights and stuff are acting up big time so you kill the breaker… but then there is no electricity and thus no lights…. The mare is going to have a field day. lmao.
Jordan: "Alexa turn temperature downstairs to-"
My Alexa in the other room: "I'm sorry, I can't find a device named downstairs."
I love this group!
I had the door to my room completely closed while I was watching this. It wasn't locked, but you would have to turn the knob just a little to open it. The door then opened slightly. It freaked me out very much.
i love how brave and unmoved jordan is with scary stuff but seriously i had to hide in the comments a couple times
i just love how they call it the "luigi board" lol
Jordan turned on my Alexa 😂 it scared the beejeezzus out of me
Anyone else was clapping there hands when he was singing donna thomas
He seriously set off my Echo lol
You triggered my Alexa. 🤣
They kept missing when the board said "Only reacts to people who are alone"
Or just forgetting
Which, I THINK, is why they had so much trouble with Donna, for example
I also don't THINK that the voice recognition understood "Tonna Domas", "Donnadonnadonna" or any of the other variations.
Though I might be wrong.
best part: in the high school, the death sound effect kept playing, meaning jardon was supposed to die at that moment, but his aboslute hatred for kenneth gave him the determination to live.
58:33
Woah, woah, woah captain! You just said a bad word!
Funny enough,some times maps spawn with an Axe lodged in a broken mirror.
Take a picture of it, it counts as evidence,and gives extra money.
But only an axe that is lodged in the mirror,not just any random axe.
You got lucky and the bug that made sanity go up when the ghost is hunting has now been fixed, among many other bugs.
Is it just me or does it feel like most of the big maps are 50% bathroom by volume? Like some parts just seem like poor Jordan is just going down a hallway with every other door being a bathroom. These people always have a bathroom within 10 feet of them!
Maybe this game is set in an alternate universe where everyone has chronic horrible diarrhea? Would explain the character animations. If that was the case, somehow the ghosts are the least scariest part of this game's universe…
Real connoisseur for ordering cheese pizza with honey
Jordan: "I don't want to un-alive"
Me: I think you mean "demonitize"
Jordan: enters high school
Jordan and Kenneth: oh, so you're approaching me
its just a hand
its just a hand
a hand with more liquids
Jardon what is this whole Kenneth rivalry? Not sure i undorstend
Jordan is to sane for the ghost to go hunting 🤣
When he was looking for Donna and rifkin came in speaking Huttese (star Wars), It literally made me crawl out of my skin
“Luigi board” 😂😂😂
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Nah not allghosts affect the temp
Low-key sometimes theyre fine but a lot of the time they're really abrasive towards each other, idk. Like they really don't blend together as a dynamic group if that makes sense. They sound kind of constipated talking towards each other, flat basic conversation and it's just kind of uncomfortable to hear how awkward they are. Am I the only one hearing it??
1:10 – Jordan's 10th channel: J-ASMR-don
Putting a crucifix down is like spawn camping
Has anyone tried coconut on pizza???
love it when the sound is off sync by like 6 seconds
Dude he was so distraught over his cancelled pizza he swore
boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:14:58 Jardon pulls a BadBoyHalo
I have to fall asleep watching YouTube and I choose his phasmophobia livestreams!
His videos bring me so much joy!
it pains me a little to see Jordan having the Thermometer at the wall instead of the Floor. (for people who don't know if you have the Thermometer facing the wall it reads the Temp in the next room, not the room you are in. That's why you face it on the floor)
HE IS OUT HERE SETTING OFF ALEX ON ME LIKE BRO 8:40