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Meanwhile on Professional Contracts…
Ghost Hunter: Hey, are you he —
Ghost: Lion Roar F U C K O F F !
Amateur is so bad even level 300s get all amateurs
No idea what any of this means but I agree
Last time i saw your channel is 900 and now 1k?
when the ghost says hey you be like alt
F4
Meanwhile ghosts on professional… Player using the spirit box: "Do you want to kill me?" Ghost: PERHAPS hunt initiated
What does the timer btw?
I'm new
Timer hits Zero.
Ghost Hunter: Adios~~~
Ghost: wait, that's illegal….?
Me on Professional Contracts
Me: First time walking in the door Instantly starts cussing at the ghost
Ghost – Never show its self for 20 mins
Me: Starts playing the Wap
Ghost: Starts the hunt instantly
I called a ghost gay once, it hunted me right aftet
Yeah and then there's professional. One time I just started Tanglewood and as SOON as I walked in the door, the tall naked ghost appeared right in front of the closet. It wasn't even 5 seconds after I unlocked the door. I nearly pissed myself.
I asked the ghost for if she wanted a muffin, immediately appeared
Professional springwood be like: oh smn entered the house it seems. lets go to the fucking basement to ruin this mans life.
I usually get these, but I don't get the last scene?
This is so true…
bruh, i have a story about my ghost in asylum ! 1/18/21
So, i was playing asylum with friends and it was in basement in like a washing room (washer and dryer room)
And well it was a demon and my dumb self said “go ahead hunt me you wont, kill me u wont.” And said aloooooot more crap about that demon
i also said “yo room nasty,(anime voice) housekeeping!” It hunted…. i ran out the room the moment my flashlight flickered.
i was screaming for this dude in vr (we called him vr man) he was right in front of me saying “NO NO NO ITS RIGHT ON US” and he ran into a room i tried following him in he shut te door, i turned fast and screamed and got down stairs and hunt stopped i yelled on the radio at vr man.
Bro idk about YALL but on amateur it’s ALWAYS HUNTIN US @ 5 MINUTES BEING UP meanwhile on professional it’s like the damn ghosts are SLEEPIN 👁 👄 👁 What I mean to say is Professional is easier than amateur for me—
i told a ghost to eat my ass once and he proceeded to chase me down the hall
meanwhile on professional be like:
"what do you want?"
"death"
starts hunt
Imma just Head out
Everybody gangsta till when you are leaving the house and the door locks on your face and the ghost is coming at you in light speed
This is… the most perfect rendition of an amateur ghost 😍
Is it just me or does this guy kinda look like Robert downey JR
This idea clearly didn’t work for me. My first ghost hunt was on amateur, and the ghost was so incredibly aggressive that my friend and I couldn’t get the third piece of evidence to solidify which ghost type it was. Oh yeah, and it killed me
TFW ghost is in kitchen and I ask "will you make me a sandwhich?" and it initiates a hunt
I asked a ghost If she had STDs and she flickered the lights then she hunted
Daniel Thomas Daniel Thomas Daniel Thomas Daniel Thomas Daniel Thomas!💀🕯
Me on professional: where are you
Spirit box: here
Me: *Proceeds to ask 847284 more questions*
Amateur contracts are legit harder than professional contracts because the ghost is doing fucking NOTHING.
That's how yurey
true
lol yes xD